Here’s something you don’t see every day: Liberals promoting abstinence!
Just when every tactic in the book had been seemingly exhausted in the health care debate, Rock the Vote comes along with a new one: if you want health care reform, don't sleep with anyone who opposes it until his or her mind is changed.
The youth advocacy group is pushing the campaign in a Web video and pledge on its Web site, which asks supporters to "hold out" for health care.
The subtlety of the online pledge, though, is completely undone by the video, which employs zero rhetorical devices, except for a couple of bleeps, to get its message bluntly across.
"We pledge ourselves to the health and liberty of young Americans and to government for the people ... and to never f---ing you if you are against us," the team of actors in the video says.
"We will vote against you, work against you, and once again, just in case you forgot, never ever, never ever, never ever, never ever f--- you."
Figures: the one time Liberals tell kids to keep their pants up, and it’s to promote Obamacare! Maybe they should heed their own criticisms about how telling kids not to have sex doesn’t work. LOL!