Nuggets of Wisdom

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Demotivational Poster: Celebrities

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"[The Tea Party protests are] about hating a black man in the White House. This is racism straight up. That is nothing but a bunch of teabagging rednecks." - Janeane Garofalo.

"Radical Christians are no different than murderous radical Muslims." - Rosie O'Donnell.

"I need to know if [Sarah Palin] really thinks that dinosaurs were here 4,000 years ago. I want to know that, I really do. Because she's gonna have the nuclear codes." - Matt Damon.

"We have a president [George W. Bush] who stole the presidency through family ties, arrogance and intimidation, employing Republican operatives to exercise the tactics of voter fraud by disenfranchising thousands of blacks, elderly Jews and other minorities." - Barbra Streistand.

"In the schoolyard of American politics, President Obama is the big, smart kid with all of the test answers who's being bullied by a bunch of Neanderthal ankle-biters from all sides." - Joy Behar.

"We have been the cowards. Lobbing cruise missiles from two thousand miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building. Say what you want about it. Not cowardly." - Bill Maher.

Why are some of the dumbest human beings also the most popular?

Seriously, celebrities need to stick to their day jobs and keep their traps shut about politics. Just because they can sing, or dance, or act, or perform comedy, doesn’t mean they’re qualified to discuss politics—in fact, that means the exact opposite!