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Friday, December 16, 2011

Savage Offers Gingrich $1 Million To Drop Out

I don’t know much about Newt Gingrich, other than he received $1.6 million from the very institution that brought down the economy. That’s all I need to know not to vote for him.

I also don’t know much about Michael Savage, other than he once claimed that Autistic children are merely “brat[s] who [haven’t] been told to cut the act out.” As someone with Asperser’s Syndrome, that’s all I need to know to despise him.

Having to choose between the two, I’m going with the lesser of two evils: Savage has offered Gingrich $1 million to drop out of the race.

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Let’s hope and pray that Gingrich accepts. He’ll probably be easier to bribe than Perry, who has stated that he’s no cheap whore.