South Carolina Attorney General Alan Wilson informed the Justice Department that 953 ballots had been cast by voters listed as dead. This can mean one of two things: either there was massive voter fraud during the primary, or there was a nuclear fallout spawning a zombie apocalypse in South Carolina. I think the latter explanation perfectly explains how Newt Gingrich won first place. Only a brain dead zombie (or necon—but I repeat myself) would vote for Newt!
I respectfully disagree. I think Newt's message, along with his open disdain for liberal hacks in the press, is getting through to a lot of people who are tired of watching our so-called leaders yield due to a fear of being labeled. Gingrich isn't a perfect candidate, but he's far better than Obama. And he can win.
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