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Sunday, June 3, 2012

Top 11 Most Disturbing MLP:FiM Fandoms (#9)

Tyrranux Universe Terry by *Tyrranux on deviantART

9) Tyrranux

To be fair, I do enjoy most of this guy’s deviantART gallery. His art has an edgy style, and it employs a very creative concept called Destiny Factor where universes of different cartoons, anime, and games can simultaneously co-exist. (Think of it as Kingdom Hearts, only far more complicated.) Overall, he’s a decent artist with some really cool artwork. I highly suggest checking out his gallery—even watching him.

That being said, some of his art, especially his comics featuring My Little Pony, tends to be fairly smegged-up. Tyrranux has a very twisted sense of humor, and his comics show it.

Take this one for example:

Budding is Magic by *Tyrranux on deviantART

Yes, apparently, in Tyrannux’s multiverse, ponies are able to reproduce asexually.

Trust me, that’s not even the worst of it!

One of his comic arcs features Fluttershy getting impregnated by a demonic sorceress and giving birth—to a human baby. (A la Beastmaster!)

Super Saiyen Fluttershy by *Tyrranux on deviantART

There’s more to the story, but the concept itself is enough to make anyone never look at innocent little Fluttershy the same way again.

Speaking of pregnancies, Tyrannux is obsessed with impregnated fillies. Here’s one comic showing each of the main six going through labor:

Special Delivery by *Tyrranux on deviantART

And as an addendum to that, he created an entire comic arc featuring the six going through pregnancy. How did all six get pregnant at the same time? Well, at one of Pinkie’s parties, Gilda spiked the punch with a date rape drug. (Because date rape is hilarious!)

Baby Shower by *Tyrranux on deviantART

And just in case you were wondering who the fathers are, don’t worry, Tyrannux has a comic revealing each one:

The father of Apple Jack’s baby is Carmel.

The father of Rarity’s baby is Prince Blueblood—who’s less concerned of being the father and more with the possibility of having been in a drug-induced orgy with colts! (Ew, gay!)

The father of Rainbow Dash’s baby is—SONIC THE HEDGEHOG?! No. Actually, it’s Soarin. But Rainbow Dash wants Sonic to be the father. (Something Sally Acorn isn’t particularly fond of.)

The father of Twilight’s baby is—SORA FROM KINGDOM HEARTS?! No. Actually it’s Luna. (Don’t ask me how.) But like Rainbow Dash with Sonic, Twilight wants Sora to be the father. (Because bestiality is cool!)

The father of Fluttershy’s baby is—GILDA?! No. Actually it’s—BAMBI?! (And if you think that’s bad, take a look at their offspring!)

And Pinkie Pie's baby's father is—um—I don’t know even know who that is.

And this is just the tame stuff. There are far more smegged-up comics and art that I can’t even show, or at least I don’t feel comfortable showing.

Like this comic where Twilight really “enjoys” a Kingdom Hearts fanfic.

Or this comic arc where Fluttershy awakes one morning to find a certain part of her anatomy changed. (Which part? Take a wild guess!)

Or this comic where Princess Celestia wakes up in the morning by drinking a combination of coffee, candy, sugar, and soda pop—and you’ll never guess where she drinks it out of. (I’ll give you a hint: it involves Luna!)

And then there are the pictures of the ponies as amphisbaena. What’s an amphisbaena, you ask? Well, it’s sort of like a centaur, only with the whole horse still intact. (Though I have to admit that the Shining Armor and Princess Cadence picture is cute. Creepy, but in a cute way. Creepy cute.)

But my personal favorite has to be Tyrannux’s explanation as to why Celestia is a “princess” and not a “queen.” (Hint: think of what queen bees do all day!)

Bottom line, while Tyrannux’s gallery can get extreme at times, if you don’t mind the occasional mindrape of My Little Pony, I highly suggest you check him out. He’s a really awesome artist, which is why I’m placing him low on the list.

The next artist, however, is a completely different story altogether.

How disturbing is it? Almost as disturbing as finding out your high school crush is really the same sex as you.