You're electronics are out to get you! Your television can program your brain like a VCR (and kill you), your lightbulbs can communicate with your computer (and kill you), and the street light outside can brainwash you (and kill you).
Oh, did I mention that they all want to kill you?
It's true. Alex Jones said so. And he has to be telling the truth because he uses such sciency words like "scientific patents" and "magnetic light energy" and "oxygen depravation zone." He clearly knows his stuff!
But on a more serious note, here's Coughlan616 (or, from the looks of it, Amon from Legend of Korra) highlighting Alex's bout of technocratic insanity:
For a real laugh, here's Alex Jones's original video.
And here's a video on why Couglan does not take Alex Jones seriously. (And neither do I!)