Hey folks! Do you want to learn the truth? You know? The truth! About 9/11. JFK. The moon landing. The Holocaust. Pearl Harbor. Obama's birth certificate. Hurricane Sandy. Sandy Hook. The Bible. The Elements of Harmony.
So do you want the truth? The whole truth? Nothing but the truth? So help you God?
Well, you can't handle the truth!
But in all seriousness, the truth is out there, and the truth will set you free!
So do you want the truth? A grain of truth? The gospel truth? The honest to goodness truth?
Do you want the truth that THEY are hiding from us? You know? THEM! The Illuminati. NWO. Skull and Crossbones. Freemasons. Knights Templar. Zionists. Satanists. Reptilians. Bilderbergs. Rockefellers. Koch Brothers. George Soros. Team Rocket. The Borg. Queen Chrysalis.
Do you want to uncover the truth and expose their lies? Do you? DO YOU?
Well study this chart carefully and the truth will be revealed unto you:
If you can't make heads or tails of this chart, go listen to 24 hours of Alex Jones. It will all makes sense after that. Trust me. (Or can you?)