I especially loved his tirade against the faux-journalism show TMZ:
If you're actually dumb enough to watch past the first two seconds without realizing it's sucking whatever intelligence you had, then you deserve your purgatory of rubbing tabloids on your genitalia thinking you're getting laid and claiming to others you know how the world works when really you're crying your virgin ass to sleep every night while eating your Dorito and Cap'n Crunch sandwiches. No, seriously, you stab God every time you see this show. You rape a kitten every time you don't turn the channel.Amen! If given the choice between working for a celebrity gossip zine like this or starving to death, I would rather die with dignity while preserving my journalistic intergrity.