Nuggets of Wisdom

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

NC's Top 11 South Park Episodes

After what seemed like forever, the Nostalgia Critic has released a Top 11 list, and it's on the best episodes from the best cartoon series: South Park.

I especially loved his tirade against the faux-journalism show TMZ:
If you're actually dumb enough to watch past the first two seconds without realizing it's sucking whatever intelligence you had, then you deserve your purgatory of rubbing tabloids on your genitalia thinking you're getting laid and claiming to others you know how the world works when really you're crying your virgin ass to sleep every night while eating your Dorito and Cap'n Crunch sandwiches. No, seriously, you stab God every time you see this show. You rape a kitten every time you don't turn the channel.
Amen! If given the choice between working for a celebrity gossip zine like this or starving to death, I would rather die with dignity while preserving my journalistic intergrity.