Nuggets of Wisdom

Sunday, November 3, 2013

Things That Make You Go Hmmmm....

It seems like Hilary Clinton is gearing up to be the 2016 Democratic presidential candidate. First, she was secretly endorsed by 16 Democratic female senators. Then, she was publically endorsed by New York Senator Chuck Schumer.

You know who else endorses Hilary? Goldman Sachs. To the tune of $400,000. That’s how much she was paid to speak at two of their events.

You know who else Goldman Sachs endorses? Ted Cruz. He receives health insurance from them. And he's also a potential political contender. From another political party.

Two potential presidential candidates. Two different political parties. One same big bank financing them both.

More and more every day Bill Hick’s classic joke is being revealed to be the reality that it is:

"I think the puppet on the right shares my beliefs."

"I think the puppet on the left is more to my liking."

"Hey, wait a minute, there's one guy holding out both puppets!"

"Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here's Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid. By the way, keep drinking beer, you freaking morons!"