Nuggets of Wisdom

Thursday, January 23, 2014

My Thoughts On Justin Bieber’s Arrest

You should all know by now that when I title my blog posts “My Thoughts On Something,” my thoughts are usually “I don’t care!”

And really, why should I care that Justin Bieber was arrested for drag racing while DUI? I never liked his music. I never liked him as a person. And quite frankly, I don’t care if his scrawny white flank rots in jail for the rest of his days—which isn’t going to happen because he’s a rich white celebrity douchebag, and unlike the rest of us, rich white celebrity douchebags are immune to the law!

Now if you want to get upset over a real crime story, why not get upset over how the police officers who beat Kelly Thomas to death were found not guilty—despite the glaring irrefutable mountain of evidence proving their guilt! Imagine if more Americans were upset over that rather than over Justin Loser’s insignificant arrest. There would be a whole lot more change in this country!