Nuggets of Wisdom

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Dewitos? Doritos-Flavored Mountain Dew?

Yes, folks, this is real. The rumors have been confirmed: there is a Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew.

Now I love Doritos. And I love Mountain Dew. But I prefer to eat them separately. I don’t want to consume them as a whole. I can only guess that would taste like what I would vomit up after going on a Doritos and Mountain Dew-eating binge.

Combining two different types of food can be ingenious, but usually, you don’t always get peanut butter and chocolate. Sometimes you get peanut butter and ketchup—and I don’t even think that’s even slightly comparable to this. I think this—corporate abomination—is more like combining peanut butter and kitty litter, and we all know how that went well in Little Rascals.