Nuggets of Wisdom

Tuesday, October 20, 2015

Star Wars Supports "White Genocide"? WTF?!?

Unless you haven’t been paying attention to Twitter for the past 24 hours (in other words, you have a life!), you probably know that #BoycottStarWarsVII was a thing that existed. Why did it exist? Because angry racist trolls were upset that the upcoming Star Wars movie was allegedly pushing “cultural Marxism” and “white genocide” because—gasp!—the movie had a diverse cast!

Yes. I’m serious. This actually happened.

There are “fans” out there who can invest themselves in a movie set “long ago in a galaxy far, far away” filled with aliens of all shapes and sizes, but one human black man completely destroys their suspension of disbelief. Black men in space? Inconceivable!

The hashtag has since been hijacked by feminist SJWs who are outraged at other people being outraged because being outraged on the internet is strictly and solely their job. To them, the real outrage is that there aren’t enough people in Star Wars who aren’t white heterosexual cis-gendered male-identified able-bodies persons.

Some people assert that this whole ordeal was simply a hoax perpetrated by 4Chan trolls. Others claim that it’s the real deal. Regardless, this maximum velocity of internet outrage produced some unintentional (or perhaps intentional) comedy gold:

Also, did any of you see the new trailer? Was it not just pure awesome? The suspense is strong with this one!