Nuggets of Wisdom

Saturday, November 14, 2015

Are Mizzou Protesters Really This Dumb?

Unless you’ve been stuck under a sleeping dragon, chances are, you’ve heard of the Paris terrorist attack that killed up to 140 people.

You’re probably also heard of the Mizzou protests, where students are protesting for, um, reasons—which may or may not be true.

When considering both events, and determining which one would be more penitent and newsworthy, chances are, you’re probably inclined to consider the terrorist attack.

That is because you are a thinking human being capable of both reason and empathy, and thus capable of prioritizing.

The same cannot be said of the Mizzou protesters and sympathizers.

I wish I were kidding about that. No, really, I do. Read for yourself:

Clearly Mizzou students are receiving quite the quality education from their Alma Mater.