Monday, February 15, 2016
Zika Virus Will (Not) Destroy Us All!
Have you heard of the Zika Virus? It's this scary new disease that's totes gonna turn into a pandemic and destroy us all! Destroy us all! Destroy us all! Destroy us all! I'll take the chicken.
Remember when the mainstream media warned us that Ebola would be the end of all of us? It didn’t. Neither did the Swine Flu. Or the Bird Flu. Or the West Nile Virus. Or any of the other “pandemic” bogeymen pushed by the lamestream media. I guarantee you that more Americans will die from the regular flu than they ever will from the Zika Virus. Do not let mass media hysteria make you live in fear. Just keep calm, wash your hands, and carry on.